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January 1, 2010

Bad Beekeepers

Welcome to this new decade. If you are one of the dozens who have been following my Beekeeper's Home Pages since it started in October, 1995, welcome to our 15th continuous year on the web. Chances are, this is the year we will get our one millionth viewer (seriously) - it sure is nice to have lived this long and to have made this tiny contibution to society's rather dismal concern for the honey bee. I'm not a bee scientist, nor even much of a beekeeper. But I have been getting stung for about 50 years now, so I have some things to say. But please don't explode your smoker from the rantings and ravings I serve on these pages. Keep cool in your bee veil. Not even I believe everything I write or report on - and I'm pretty gullible. I just hope that some of my drivel will inspire some occasional thought about honey bees.

My main beekeeper's page is called The Beekeepers' Home Pages which has a name that goes back to the early days of the internet. In the early 1990s, when I started to learn html coding, almost everybody's website was called a "Home Page" - so I thought that's what you have to name the product. When my site was launched, there were only two other websites in the world dedicated to beekeeping - the American Adam Finkelstein was probably the first and Allen Dick's honeyworld.com site was likely second, though I'm not sure because our Beekeepers' Home Pages was already on the net when I discovered his wonderful site. Surprisingly, both Allen and I are in Alberta, Canada. What are the odds that the first bee sites in the world would have developed (independently) in the same neighbourhood? My site was originally associated with Compuserve, one of the few providers available at the time (at least for those of us who are not computer geeks). In early 2009, Compuserve died and took our web address with them. Fourteen years of building links and connections to our address vanished. Our site fell from Number One on Google's search engines to something far less desirable. I didn't know Compuserve was going out of business (maybe they didn't either) but I had already started making plans for alternative services, which obviously I had to quickly implement! Now we have clawed our way back up to Google's front page when you search for "beekeeping" pages. A huge advantage in our site and service change is we no longer have a cumbersome 35-character Compuserve address. The new address (badbeekeeping.com) is named after my first book (and my beekeeping skills).

I've decided to try to be a better informed beekeeper this year. Instead of making up all my facts and figures, I've been considering doing some research before I publish. No, just kidding - that would be too much work! OK. I'm tangential again. I really do keep up. My favourite magazines are Bee Culture, American Bee Journal, Hivelights, BeeScene, Alberta Bee News, and, of course, the Economist. Go to these sources and some of the many exceptional books published in the past few years for real facts and figures. On my websites you will mostly get ideas, opinions, and entertainment... and a few stories that no one else wanted to deal with!





January 1, 2010



	Found in one of this year's Holiday Crackers:

		Q: Savez-vous comment les abeilles communiquent entre elles?
		
		R: Par E-miel.
		




January 5, 2010

Summit Gardens Honey
Traditional Wooden Section
Dr CC Miller, Assembling
1880s - Cut Glass Rings
From Dr Richard Taylor - 1958 ABJ
Round Comb, Freed of the Rings
Hungary's Pohl Rounds

Our bees make comb honey in round sections. It's not a new idea - these round things have been 'around' since at least the 1880s. The round comb honey sections that our Summit Gardens Honey Farms famously produces is now considered the "normal" way to make and sell bits of comb honey. We like round sections for a number of reasons - honey produced in sections is totally unprocessed, unfiltered, un-everything bad, even un-touched by human hands. It is exactly the way the bees intended to give it to us. From honey and wax are given both of the noble gifts Jonathan Swift said bees provide to man - "Sweetness and Light". So, it has intrinsic beauty and it tastes good. From a practical point of view, making honey in round plastic allows the bees to produce a more complete and more standard-weight comb. With the old-fashioned square comb, corners were typically unfinished and weights varied quite a bit between combs offered for sale.

Long before we came along, honey was always harvested in the comb. In the very old days, honey was cut out in chunks and eaten with the wax, brood, and bees; or, squeezed, pressed, or otherwise danced upon by the bare feet of village maidens until liquid honey was achieved. (Until the dismal honey extractor was invented in central Europe, about 1865, and disrupted this grand tradition.) Nevertheless, for non-runny honey, sections became the standard. They tended to be encased in wood and they were generally rectangular (and usually square, 11 cm on each side). But the round idea also existed way back then - for a hundred years, people have been allowing their bees to produce sections of round comb honey inside the hive, first inside glass rings, then with plastics.

But before the invention of round sections, comb honey usually occupied little wooden square boxes. Those square boxes were invented in 1857 by JS Harbison, a beekeeper from western Pennsylvania who settled in San Diego, California. JS Harbison developed a fabulous honey business, shipping sections of comb honey by the train car load west from California to New York City. His square wooden little boxes of comb honey caught on across America, then the world. Soon, all serious makers of comb honey sections used a form of the Harbison box. About this time, another beekeeper from western Pennsylvania - CC Miller - entered the comb honey world. CC, as he was usually called, was a physician who decided to become a beekeeper, moved to Illinois, and set records for production through his brilliant skills with honey bees. He wrote much about comb honey beekeeping, especially in his classic - 50 Years Among the Bees - where he gave much practical advice mixed in his chatty memoir. If you are considering comb honey beekeeping, his is a great story, though many of his 1910 suggestions are now out of date. By the way, you can download his complete book in PDF format for free, here.

Wood was the 'traditional' material for comb honey section production. At first, the dainty boxes were nailed together from skinny boards. An almost impossible job. Then, in 1879, James Forncrook figured out a way to bend one long soft piece of wood into a square by notching grooves where the beekeeper needed to fold the wood. But such wood had to be soft, pliable, bendable – able to wrap around the wax foundation and house the comb of honey. The best tree for this use in North America is a native deciduous beauty called Basswood, aka Linden, or Tilia americana. When wooden comb honey squares were being filled by the millions early last century, old-growth basswoods were being felled by the thousands. To add salt to the wound, this same tree provided much of the whitest, most pleasant honey filling those boxes. To me, as a child growing up in a family producing basswood honey in the east, it seemed rude. So, today we are using recyclable plastics instead.

Back in the late 1880s, the apiculture journals carried stories and even drawings (left) of round comb sections being filled in the hives. In an 1889 article, T. Bonner Chambers suggested slicing glass jars into what seems to have been a precursor of the modern round section's rings. According to Dr Richard Taylor, "Chambers suggested getting round glass sections by somehow slicing up glass jars and inserting these slices in wooden frames, four per frame. His drawing for this idea bears such a striking resemblance to the modern circular section one wonders whether that might have been where the modern invention really came from." The idea was there, but the glass tended to break while slicing and in those days no one had the vision to mass produce the rings and ship them out to beekeepers. But is Richard Taylor's guess correct, is this early experiment really where the round section invention really came from?

We won't know the answer to that, of course. The gentleman who receives the credit for the modern invention, a retired physician from (get ready) western Pennsylvania designed the round section device which he called Cobanas in 1954. Dr Wladyslaw Zbikowski (1896-1977) was born in Beaver Falls, PA, but educated in Russia and Poland. He started keeping bees in 1953, after retiring from medicine. Dr Zbikowski made the modern plastic round section the very next year. So, the modern plastic rounds have been with us for almost sixty years! Incredible. Dr Richard Taylor again: "It was a retired physician and hobby beekeeper (Dr Wladyslaw Zbikowski) who invented the modern circular section in the early 1950s. In 1956, and for the next twenty years, I went about proclaiming the merits of these still relatively unknown circular sections. Dr Zbikowski had revolutionized comb honey production with what he called Cobana Sections."

In the American Bee Journal photo from 1958 seen to your left, Richard Taylor introduced the Cobana section to the masses of beekeepers. Taylor says that Dr Z, the inventor of the modern circular comb, was not a promoter. Not much is known about Dr Z. I have tried to track his family. I can't even find a photograph of the elusive Dr Z. What type of physician was he? Why did he study in Europe? How did he get the round comb idea? My research led me to Dr Mark Zbikowski who grew up in Detroit (where the beekeeper Dr Z spent his last years). Mark Zbikowski graduated from Harvard, started Microsoft with Bill Gates and invented DOS. So, I figured he is a pretty bright guy and might be related to the bright guy who was a retired physician and inventor of the round combs - and has the same last name. Mark was intrigued when I wrote to him and he answered my questions the same day, but no, Mark Zbikowski is not related to Dr Wladyslaw Zbikowski. If anyone reading this blog knows anything more about Dr Z the beekeeper, please send me a note!

Dr Richard Taylor is the most famous modern promoter of comb honey production. He latched on to Dr Z's idea two years after its creation and he talked round combs at every meeting he attended. His popular books, The Joys of Beekeeping and The Comb Honey Book are practical guides to making comb honey. They only obliquely touch upon his metaphysics philosophy. (In 1963, Dr Taylor wrote Metaphysics which is still used as an introductory university text.) Taylor especially liked that rounds have the advantage over traditional wooden sections - they conform with the bees' manner of comb building and thus, without corners to fill, result in a superior product. The philosopher went on to advocate the merits of circular sections for the next 20 years. There were several other round comb systems available to beekeepers in the late 1970s - perusing the bee journals one finds three competing companies all making interchangeable products for beekeepers. At a 1976 bee meeting in Ohio, the retired architect, Tom Ross was present and interested in the system that Richard Taylor was illustrating. Tom renamed the round combs "Ross Rounds" and filed for a patent to US rights in September 1978.

Because of the extremely high cost of Ross Round equipment, Better Bee describes a method of using the Ross Round frames without rings. Instead, the honey is cut out "with a small thin kerf paring knife" and dropped into a less expensive plastic container. Better Bee sells this container and offers instructions on their Better Bee website. A friend of mine, Francisco Rey, sent a photo of honey produced using this abbreviated Ross Round technique. I don't recommend producing comb honey this way - packaging time and energy and fuss and mess are greatly increased. And the poor comb bleeds its honey out everywhere, making drips at the grocery store more likely. Finally, of course, you can't claim that the cut sections of honey are "untouched" by humans. If you want to slice comb honey and put it into your own containers, you probably should use unwired shallow frames and cut the honey out.

The Ross Round patent expired years ago, in September 1998. Meanwhile, several other comb systems have come on the market, including the John Hogg Halfcomb Cassette (1982) and the Bee-O-Pac Comb Honey System. These systems try to further reduce the amount of beekeeper labour required to make a section of honey. The Hogg comb is a self-contained unit with a wax-coated, hexagonal imprinted base that comb is built on. When completed by the bees, a cover is added and it is market ready. Personally, I have never used this method. It sounds easy. The catch may be that the bees are a bit reluctant to draw out the comb in the Hogg device. But I don't know this. I have heard - and read - mixed reviews from beekeepers. Success probably varies with the honey season (intensity of flow) and colony condition, but in this regard all comb honey production is fickle. If you'd like to give the Hogg Halfcomb a try, supplies are available and Bee Behavior.com has wonderful colony management tips for making this honey section.

Other round comb systems have also been developed. There is the 7-ounce round for sale out of New Zealand. In Europe, beekeeper and entrepeneur Oszkar Pohl promoted his Rund Pohl and sold the system extensively. All the earlier elements are there, dating all the way back to the glass ring design of the 1880s: circular rings placed in honey supers with wax foundation inserted between the rings. Pohl's modifications included a slightly smaller comb. There is a lot of information about Pohl's business on his website. From these pages, Pohl Oszkár Méhészmester (Beemaster Oscar Pohl) clearly explains how to assemble his equipment and how to manage your bees to make a good crop of round comb honey. But you'll have to be able to read Hungarian to really get the most out of his explanations. Pohl has quite a few great illustrations on his website, however, including the photo with the girl to your left.

I’m not a fan of plastic – wood smells and tastes much better; marble is more elegant. But I wouldn’t use a wooden and marble DVD player for my movies or for a water bottle – for some things, plastic is simply better. We are going to continue making round sections - it's a great product, and no other honey has a more exquisite look.




January 8, 2010

I received an e-mail today from a new organization, "Apiaries and Bees for Communities" which is headquartered in Calgary. I live in Calgary. The fact that an interesting new group crept into my backyard without me even knowing is almost as interesting as the new organization itself. (Well, to me it is interesting. To the rest of you, it just means I'm getting old and out of touch.) I exchanged e-mails with the organizer - Eliese Watson. Ms Watson has honourable ambitions for her group:

	- Developing a Co-op with mutually maintained hives in Community Gardens;
	- Planning a Speaker's Evening for the organization;
	- Hosting a Beekeeping Course for City Beekeepers;
	- Building Bee-friendly Gardens;
	- Holding a beehive-building workshop, focusing on top-bar hives;
	- Offering a course and information on neighbourly relations with non-beekeepers;
	- Looking for donations of good clean beekeeping equipment;
	- Looking for financial sponsors/donors.

Certainly the Calgary Beekeepers' Association wants to help, according to the e-mail I received from CBA member, Bill Turner. Anyone else may write to Eliese at her e-mail and certainly check out her extensive website.

Hearing from energetic young people excited about bees is a great omen for a good beekeeping year. I hope the spark and energy last and some great things happen for city beekeeping! Our own Summit Gardens Honey will offer support in a few ways, too.



January 20, 2010

"Bees are the modern-day canary in the coal mine," according to the Calgary Herald in a feature article today. For those of you too young to know from experience (and that would be all of us), coal miners used to carry caged canaries into the coal mines. If odourless poisonous gases were encountered (which was fairly frequently) the canary died a few minutes before the humans would expire, which means when the birds quit singing, it's time to bail out. That was in the old days - before PETA and before mining companies realized it was cheaper to replace miners than to buy new birds. Anyway, the Calgary Herald article begins with the statement "Over the past three years, more than 50 billion honeybees have died." It is not stated if these are global, national, or American figures, but it is implied that 50 billion bees have gone away and are not coming back again. Assuming honey bees were lost at a rate of 15 billion bugs per year, that's about 300,000 colonies of bees a year. So, it is probably a slightly exaggerated North American statistic. Abroad - in countries like Vietnam and Indonesia, beekeeping expanded at about the same rate. I don't want to kill the new canary theory, but the North American bee number decline (from 8 million colonies in 1920 to 4 million in 1970) was dramatic even in the old days - and due mostly to economics, not environment. The latter is particularly reflected in the fact that the number of people owning bees fell from 1.2 million to maybe 100,000 in the USA today. A ninety percent drop.

Nevertheless, something smells bad. Could it be the 2.3 billion kilograms of pesticides the Herald says are dumped on vegetables globally each year? More from our local paper, the Calgary Herald:

     
     "Many of them are neonicitinoids, a nerve poison that prevents acetylcholine from allowing neurons to communicate 
     with each other and muscle tissue. In humans, it would trigger Parkinson's and Alzheimer's.

     Imidacloprid (one form of neonicitinoids) is manufactured by Bayer under the trade names of Gaucho and Pancho. 
     It killed millions of bees in France before eventually being banned in that nation, yet it's still used widely 
     throughout North America.

     In 2008, researchers from Penn State found 43 different pesticides in a Pennsylvania apple orchard. Many 
     farmers combine or stack their chemicals to reduce applications costs, however stacking chemicals is known to 
     increase toxicity levels in some cases by 1,000-fold."

What is really happening? I think there are a lot of reasons hive counts have dropped so much in North America. Part of it is the long-term trend away from subsistence farming to agro-business. Even though our colony count is a quarter of what it was a century ago, honey production is not off nearly as much. Farms - including bee farms - are much larger and much more efficient. But recently, with the global temperatures going up and chemical pollutants falling down, I think we should point fingers at our sumptuous life-style. Want a Hummer and a wall-screen Sony at high-volume during family dinners? There is a price.

The Fish that Got Caught
((photo courtesy fishosaur.com)
Meanwhile, in a totally unrelated story, the Washington Post reports that Alaska's Senator and hobby fisherman Lisa Murkowski (at your right, holding the fish) withdrew her amendment to cripple the Clear Air Act when it was discovered she had ghost authors for her addendum. I'm confused. Don't all the senators have help writing their bills? Her two helpers (Jeffrey R. Holmstead and Roger R. Martella, Jr.) are lobbyists employed by energy and forestry giants - maybe in some sort of co-op work program? Ms Murkowski is obviously a busy lady, keeping an eye on those pesky Russians lined up along the Alaskan coast and simultaneously fighting various clean air and environmental protection bills.

How could she possibly find time to write her own amendments? She's busy. Researching, writing, and fishing are time-consuming and expensive - to help defray some of her expenses, Ms Murkowski is also listed as the largest recipient of any US Senator for cash from utility companies, again according to the Washington Post. By the way, here are the exact words of Ms Murkowski's proposal, as submitted in the "Purpose" of the amendment: "To prohibit the use of funds ...to treat carbon dioxide as a pollutant subject." It looks like the amendment's writers did their homework... The air naturally contains about one percent carbon dioxide, so it is really quite in line not to treat it as a pollutant. But unfortunately, the bill goes on to suggest that more is better. Anyone for a Hummie?






January 23 to February 8, 2010

Ron and Andreas Schuck
Rodrigo's Queen Cell Graft
Jane and Ron - Finding the Chilean Queen
Rodrigo, Carlos Leinenweber, Ron
The Reys: Francisco, Roscio, Alejandra

I am flying. It is about four hours from Calgary to Toronto. By the time my wheelchair reaches Toronto's International Departures where the huge 767 is waiting, it is last call for Santiago, Chile. But I make it, find I am blessed with a window view and an empty seat next to it. So I restlessly drift off to sleep and spend over half of the ten hour flight away from the world. On the ground again, a taxi takes me downtown. All the travel guides will tell you not to spend more than two days in Santiago. But I have scheduled nine days for the town and its surrounding region. And seven days for the coastal areas.

From Calgary to Chile takes about a day. The jet-lag, only 4 hours, is nevertheless noticeable. When I Skype my seven-year-old, he tells me the sun is setting in Calgary. I'm a bit confused because the sun is just setting here, too, at nine in the evening (and quite a bit east of Calgary), but then I remember I have left mid-winter and arrived in mid-summer. It certainly is summer here, complete with long days and late sunsets. Thirty Celsius this evening. Santiago is a pleasant city. Wealthy, well-mannered, clean, calm. Safe. Unlike Peru, which I like a lot, Chile is a developed country and similar to, say, Croatia, Portugal, or other small seaside European countries. Many of Santiago's five million inhabitants have escaped to the coast for summer holidays. This is quite a relief as the people who vacation out of town are also the same folks who drive cars in the city. It hasn't rained for five months, isn't windy, and mountains surround this town, so stale smoggy air envelopes the streets and obscures the Andes. It would be much worse if the extra cars were still on the highways this week. But it is endurable, and after a day of sleep - mostly to repair my wrecked muscles - I'll be meeting some beekeepers.

Rodrigo, whom I'd met via Facebook, takes me an hour south of Santiago to see Andreas Schuck, owner/operator of Swiss Apiaries - Colmenares Suizos. I learn a lot about Chilean beekeeping, queen breeding, and foundation-making from Andreas and from his assistant, Fransisca. Colmenares Suizos has been operating for about thirty years. Andreas, a Swiss-Chilean, runs about 4000 hives on a neat, tidy farm with citrus, avocados, palms, cacti, or bougainvillea gracing every view. The beekeepers help me understand the nature of Chilean beekeeping, some of the problems, some of the advantages. I am on a particular quest - trying to introduce a special product to Chile - and Andreas helps me a lot. He also suggests that I meet with one of Chile's largest beekeeper/exporters. Andreas sets up a meeting for me, and I travel on. My exporter meeting is important and successful and I am encouraged with the prospects Chile and its beekeeping may provide for the future. And I see an interesting way to become involved in the progress here.

The next day, Rodrigo hauls me an hour north of town to an avocado plantation, a place where Rodrigo is the expert hired to oversee about fifty colonies permanently set on the farm by the plantation's owners. These bees are here for pollination only - ideally 50 hives should be placed on 10 hectares. This place has 200 hectares of trees. At a rate of 2 honey bee colonies per hectare (about one hive/acre) the bees' pollination increases yield by 500 percent. So, obviously, bee pollination in avocado groves is big business. I see a lot of this over the next couple of weeks. Except for some scattered shock bloom, pollination season is over (spring started in October) but the bees are still gathering enough nectar to get a shake from the combs. And Rodrigo identifies pollen as possibly from avocado. But the season is late here in central Chile. Most commercial beekeepers have moved their hives south to gather wild Ulmo honey; or they have driven up into the southern foothills to gather bosque (forest) honey, which is the dark honeydew gathered by bees from tree-sucking denizens of the conifer forests. Not my favourite flavour, but as organic and free of GMO as any honey could be on the earth. This is another advantage I come to recognize here - most of Chile's honey is from organic sources and free of genetic modification and most of Chile's beekeepers are aware of the quality of their product. They are willing to work hard to maintain their Chilean advantage.

Over the next week, I meet several more beekeepers. During my second week, I am joined by my sister Jane, an executive working in San Diego, California. She has a blast here. She agrees: Chile is safe, clean, and slightly exotic. And the wines are great. We both met with Rodrigo at his apiary where he has begun a small queen breeding business. We have perched among eucalyptus trees above the quarry where Rodrigo has his mating nucs. We watched as he examined his cell production. Although surrounded by enormous trees and wild flowers, there are not enough nectar producing plants mid-summer here, so Rodrigo mixes some feed for his bees. But he has a nice collection of mating nucs, enough drones in his hives, and some good takes on his cell grafting. I suspect he will be successful as a queen producer.

Still in Villa Alemana (literally, German-town), we stopped at Carlos Leinenweber's AgroApicultura Centre and saw his modern warehouse, sales floor, and viewed an excellent video of his operation. He also raises queens and sells a lot of frames, combs, foundation, and the Italian extracting line - Lega. Leinenweber also packs an array of excellent honey for grocers inside Chile. I showed him my equipment and he agreed that my product would do well in Chile - even expressed his interest in distributing it to his neighbouring beekeepers.



Carlos Leinenweber's AgroApicultura:


Among our more memorable meetings is lunch with Francisco Rey and his daughters at their bee farm. They treated us to a fish fry, tomatoes, potato salad, and the best avocados I've ever eaten. Francisco's Apicultura is our usual source for the few hundred queens we use each spring in our Alberta operation. In previous blog entries, I have written much about Francisco's queens and how well they have served our operation here in Alberta. In particular, we began importing Francisco's queens after disappointing results from Canadian, Hawaiian, New Zealand, and Australian queens were encountered by ourselves and our neighbours. The Rey's queens haven't failed us. Acceptance rates were great the past two years - up to six weeks later, over 95% of his queens were doing well for us. We never had results like that from any producer, except for the queens we once produced in Florida and brought to our Saskatchewan operation, years ago. This need not imply too much about the quality of Chilean queen breeders or Chilean genetic bee stock compared with those encountered elsewhere. But it speaks volumes regarding Chile's climate and Chile's business culture. One simply can't get enough high-quality early queens in wet cold spring climates nor can one produce really high quality queens if a factory queen-farm is mass producing without attention to drones and without giving the queens enough time to lay their first eggs. So far, Chilean queen-production has resembled hand-crafting more than mass assembly. Hope it stays that way.

Here's a link to some pictures of this week's trip to Chile; and here is a link to a story I'd written about beekeeping in Chile after an earlier expedition. The story was first printed in the Canadian Honey Council's Hivelights as a favour to Canadian beekeepers who were looking for a better source of early-season queen bees. Canada produces some excellent queens, but those who need them early and are looking for sources with fewer diseases and problems should consider Chilean queens. Canada doesn't have the early spring heat, pollen, and drone populations. And over the years, Canadian queen breeders haven't been able to supply much more than ten percent of the commercial demand required (commercial, of course means sold from beekeeper-to-beekeeper, I'm excluding owner-grown queens and swarms. But you knew that!)



	Some notes about Chile and Chilean beekeeping:
		1. Chile has fewer beekeeping diseases and pests than Canada - no hive beetles, no European foulbrood, no resistant AFB;
		2. Chilean beekeeping has not suffered from Colony Collapse Disorder;
		3. Chile, surrounded by ocean and mountains, is isolated and (so far) free of Africanized genetic stock;
		4. Chile is safe, clean, efficient, but with a pleasant Latin Culture. Like Germany chilling out;
		5. Chile is a lot like California - except Chile has fewer people and nicer people!  ;>)







February 13, 2010

Technically, bees are considered livestock, "but because we don't specifically say 'bees' on the bylaw, it's a bit vague," says Bill Bruce, animal by-law enforcement agent for the City of Calgary, according to an article today in the Calgary Herald. The article was mostly about the keeping of chickens and other 'livestock' within our city limits. But various members of the Calgary and District Beekeepers' Association were interviewed as well. Member Jim Rogers, a hobbyist with two hives in the city, said no one has complained about his bees, but he does take the time to teach his neighbours about them (and he gives them some honey). The keeping of bees in our city of a million will probably become less vague and more legal as time goes on - Calgary's Apiaries and Bees for Communities is actively encouraging backlot beekeepers. Bee by-laws usually fall into a fuzzy area. But any such ban is counter-productive: Bees will live in a city - in about the same numbers - with or without beekeepers because nature fills the niche with creatures that can exploit the available resources. Banning kept bees - which are usually gentler and better-mannered - would make way for wilder, more aggressive bees.

The real target of the current by-law dispute centers around the CLUCK organization (CLUCK? Calgary Liberated Urban Chicken Klub!) These folks keep one or two or half a dozen chicks in the backyard. The birds eat bugs and give wholesome eggs. But they are strictly forbidden in our sophisticated city. Speaking of sophisticated... it's too bad the Calgary Stampede will have to go without any livestock this year. It used to be great fun to take the kids down to the grounds to see the sheep and pigs. And chickens. But it will be even more fun watching the cowboys race around the track, their chuck wagons pulled by Pit Bulls and Rottweilers (legal animals, of course).




February 19, 2010

Vietnamese Ceramic Bee

Vietnam's honey industry is growing faster than beekeepers can cut and trim trees into equipment. In 1996, Vietnam had 7000 hives of bees. Today, there are over a million colonies - requiring about fifteen million board feet of exotic lumber for the supers and hive bodies. As a result, some rare lumber is endangered as logging is expanding to provide enough wood for the extra millions of supers and tens of millions of frames those hives require in the country. The wood - sao, peckwood, ca chit and cam xe - is rare, but durable enough to last a long time in southeast Asia's hot humid outdoor conditions. In the Vietnamese report Safeguarding the Forests from a Bee Explosion, Dang Ngoc Chuong, a Saigon entrepeneur, is featured for his work developing recycled alternatives to the rare wood for beehives. His plastic-based hives are bug-proof, rot-proof, and cost 190,000 doung (about $10 US) so they are both an affordable alternative to the rare lumbers and a smart choice. By the way, that's a ceramic bee I photographed last year just outside Hanoi. Probably perfect for a plastic hive?

There are some parallels with the slaughter of American old-growth basswood trees which provided soft pliable lumber to make wooden honey comb sections in the old days. Old-growth basswoods were felled by the thousands to provide the disposable little wooden cartons which encircled millions of little comb honey sections, back around 1900. One reason we started to use plastics in our comb sections.

Cam Xe Lumber




February 26, 2010

Chilean Apiary
Hives Kept on Anti-Ant Stands
Earthquake. Last week, I asked my friend Rodrigo what would happen to Chile's beehives - perched up on stilts - if there would be a big earthquake. I'd felt tremors for a few days, and I knew there had not been a big shake in Chile for years. As a geophysicist, I guess I'm inordinately tuned in to the earthquake frequency. Or infrequency, as has been the case along Chile's Pacific coast. (It had been 50 years since the last 'big one'.) I escaped the 2010 earthquake - by a few days - and now the lithosphere is settling (though the earth's axis has tilted a bit more) for a while. This was one of the most powerful seismic events in our lives, but we can take a deep breath and be glad that the destruction was limited. Deaths - and there were hundreds - would have been in the tens of thousands in a poorer, less careful country. But Chile has led the way in designing shake-proof homes and towers. Older buildings - built without codes in earlier centuries - were damaged and downed. But Santiago was barely affected. Modern buildings are standing tall.

But what of the bees? Most Chilean hives are sit high on greased stilts to prevent ants from invading the bee nests. Some beekeepers secure their hives with hooks and ties so they can't fall to the ground. Such was the safety-conscious choice of the owner of the apiary shown in the photo to your right. But not all beekeepers do things this carefully. My guess is that a lot of apiaries ended up on the ground and a lot of beekeepers spent days picking up and cleaning up. Undoubtedly, a lot of wrecked equipment and dead bees resulted from this nightmare.

And what about the wine cellars? Even more disastrous than a few thousand unkempt hives (at least in the minds of some consumers) are the shattered Chilean wine bottles. According to an article in the Santiago Times, at least 125 million litres of wine bottles were shattered. That's 12% of Chile's annual billion litres of production. With these comments on bees and wines, I don't mean to trivialize the deaths and destruction caused by this whopper of an earthquake (8.8 is almost as high as the scale goes). Some have asked, "What can I do to help?" Chile is a relatively wealthy country. You should send your dollars to Haiti, but you might want to buy Chilean products and travel to the place. This will help the Chileans more than anything else.




March 5, 2010

Vancouver Island
A Bee Breeder's Paradise?
Two years ago, there were 12,000 colonies of honey bees on Vancouver Island. Today, there are 2,000. All the rest have died. Vancouver Island is likely the mildest part of Canada - palm trees (of a sort) can be seen around Victoria and Nanaimo. I always thought it could be a Canadian queen-breeder's paradise, but I never made the move out to the Pacific island to prove this theory wrong. Others have, though.

Sol Nowitz, a skilled queen breeder who uses artificial insemination to maintain the purity of his Canadian genetic stock, was stung with the loss of 255 of his 275 hives over the past two winters. That's more than a 90% death rate. In the Globe and Mail, Sol Nowitz, owner of Jinglepot Apiaries in Nanaimo, Vancouver Island, said bees imported from the southern hemisphere "lack the genetic resistance to cold and disease they need for long-term survival in Canada." We have not found this to be true. And Jinglepot's disastrous results (featuring some mating-controlled, selected Canadian stock) does not bode well for those wanting to use 'genetically superior' local Canadian stock. In fact, these are among the worst wintering results we've heard from anywhere. And this from an isolation zone in perhaps the mildest place in all of Canada!

According to Earth Files, "Beekeepers all over Vancouver Island are experiencing up to 90% die-offs of their honey bees...while American beekeepers since January have seen at least 30% of their healthy honey bees trucked to California for almond pollination die mysteriously..." We are not surprised that the over-stressed, shaken, transported USA colonies crammed into crowded apiaries in the foul spring climate of almond groves would give up on life; but the Canadian bees of Vancouver Island were isolated, less-stressed, and supposedly chosen for their superior, adapted-to-Canada genetic stock. We have suggested for years that the closed-border, isolated communes mentality won't work. The Vancouver Island wintering results may be the proof.

Many Vancouver Island beekeepers lost nearly all of their bees over the winter. The Nanaimo News Bulletin reports: Steve Mitchell, owner of Bee Haven Farms in the Cowichan Valley, has a single colony left after managing 18 before winter. “Our best hope is to have easy access to stocks with strong queen bees,” said Mitchell. “If that happened, a guy like Sol would be able to distribute healthy stocks quite quickly. But right now we are having to import from Chile.” A good choice - Chilean colonies have fewer pests and diseases than Canadian hives.

So, Vancouver Island beekeepers are bringing bees in from other areas, including Chile. This begs two questions:
1) Why couldn't the bee breeders of Vancouver Island supply their local market (more specifically, why are less than 10% of all commercially sold Canadian queens bred in Canada?)
2) Why were those operators with purely Canadian stock (i.e., the breeders and artificial inseminators) hit so much worse than other beekeepers?

The answers are complicated, but don't bode well for those who would like to practice isolationist politics and keep Canada barricaded and barred from the free passage of honey bees. Vancouver Island has conducted the quintessential failed experiment - it "has been quarantined as a separate bee-breeding district since the early 1990s, meaning it can’t import replacement bees from other parts of Canada," according to the Times Colonist. Until now.




March 9, 2010

Alberta Spring
The Bees Thrive!
Our bees have survived one of Canada prairie's worst winters in memory. The miserable cold started early. By mid-December, it was minus 35 here in Alberta. A couple hours north of us, Edmonton, Alberta, saw a record minus 48 Celsius (about minus 55 F) in December. Our area - southern Alberta - usually enjoys several nice mild breaks within the cold winter. (We were reminded of this recently because of the 2010 Olympics... when the 1988 Winter Olympics were held here in Calgary, several of those days were so far above freezing that the ski slopes were sloppy and unusable. In fact, for two days - during the '88 Olympics -
it was warmer in Calgary than on Florida's Miami Beach. But not this winter! We had no warm breaks for over three months!) Normally, winter-time chinooks (warm snow-eating winds, named after the Chinook natives) devour our snow drifts and allow the bees a mid-winter cleansing flight. Not this year. No such luck. To compound our anxiety, the honey season was really late last year - autumn honey was plugging the brood nest. We were gravely concerned that a lack of young winter bees would follow the lack of fall brood. On the other hand, there was plenty of honey for winter feed and we didn't have to feed the bees anything extra.

My brother - Beekeeper Don - has started the spring inspections and so far has reported 8% of our hives are lost. This is not a particularly poor result for our prairie location. Of course, some of the yards are still snow-bound and inaccessible - the death toll may end up higher. Or perhaps not. But we always witness spring dwindle in late March and early April. (The first free-range pollen (crocus, then willow) doesn't enter the hives here until the third week of April.) We expect some spring loss, always. But we will also have plenty of hives with swarming fever heading to the trees on the late May dandelion if we don't split them, so we should be able to make up any winter losses through organic growth.

You can see from the photos to your left that our hives are kept well-insulated against the wind and cold. This was the first year that we experimented with some long rows of hives, seen in the second picture. We noticed that one of this area's local beekeepers - a better beekeeper than we are - has been using this system for years, so we finally decided to give it a try. I was solidly against the idea. I figured the bees would be too inclined to drift and perhaps would winter too warmly. But these bees represent our best wintering this year. I think the coloured entrance reducers helped.

What did we do right? First, we were lucky. Maybe next year, we'll have tragic results. But we'd like to think that a number of factors have mitigated potentially dismal results. Leading winter killers of honey bees: disease, cold exposure, failed queens, lack of honey. Each of these may be complicated. Diseases in combination (say nosema plus varroa); honey mislocated (under the brood nest in late-winter); or queen failure (honey-bound brood nest, or simply a poor layer) all may be a bit difficult for the novice to appreciate.

We did our best to reduce all these potential pitfalls. We kept problems like nosema and varroa well under control. You might have read last year's entries on this bee blog about our treatments and the results. Another thing we try to do - we believe in keeping the bees in new wax. The hive to your left is typical - about half the frames are new. This reduces spores, diseases, fungi, and who knows what else lurks in ugly old frames. Replace frames regularly. Throw out the old, throw in the new. One more thing. Virtually all our queens are new, first year ladies. And they are all Chilean. Yes, contrary to the nasty stories some people want to promote (likely for totally altruistic reasons) queen bees from the southern hemisphere really do survive Canadian winters.

We are relieved that our wintering was apparently so tolerable. With the tragic results from Vancouver Island fresh in the news, we faced our first bee visit with trepidation. Who can afford to buy a lot of replacement packages? Most beekeepers can not. We are dreadfully sorry for the huge losses facing Canada's west coast beekeepers. I can't imagine opening box after box and finding everything dead. It must be an incredibly depressing ordeal. The hives would be a mess to clean up. Then the beekeeper would need to talk to a banker and hope he could swing a loan for packages. These days, no one can afford such added expenses. We have been fortunate not to have borrowed from any bankers, but even without debts and interest payments, beekeeping has not been profitable.






March 11, 2010

A major news magazine has something to say about Colony Collapse Disorder. Perhaps the most unbiased political and economic news in the world is printed on the pages of the Economist. The magazine attempts to fairly and accurately present news and the editorial positions it derives. Compared to an entertainment 'news' organization with a political agenda which seeks viewers through banalities and titillation, the Economist is erudite and informed. So what's with this week's mini-piece on California's disappearing honey bees? Factually, there seem to be no mistakes in the material presented. But unfortunately, the newsbrief, titled with the quirky Vitamin Bee highlights a nutrition supplement for honey bees and almost reads a tiny bit like an infomercial.

The article clearly illuminates the almond pollination industry: 80% of the world's almonds produced by 7000 California growers dependent on "the most vital workers in the orchards" - 1.4 million colonies transported from as far as Maine, Florida, and the Carolinas. The article then describes Colony Collapse Disorder whose "cause may be mobile-telephony radiation, viruses, fungi, mites and pesticides—or none of the above." And suggests that the real culprit may be honey bee nutrition. We certainly agree that nutrition is a likely compounding factor in CCD, especially in areas where vast monoculture is practiced and bees are limited in the variety of pollen sources available to them.

The Economist article begins and ends with Dr Gordon Wardell's important research on nutrition, finally telling us that "He owns a patent for MegaBee, which he says looks like cookie dough. He puts a bit of this into the hives, blocking the bees’ entrance so that they have to chomp their way through it. As part of his new job, Mr Wardell is working with beekeepers across the country to supplement bee diets everywhere." You might want to read the entire article and learn more about MegaBee, also known as "The Tucson Bee Diet" and available across the USA through Dadants and other suppliers. After the Economist's promotion, you'd better order now as the stuff will likely be in short supply this spring.





March 12, 2010

Beekeeper John Gibeau
Presenting in Calgary March 26


Apiaries and Bees for Communities, a busy activist group recently organized (by Eliese Watson) here in Calgary is quickly responding to the keen interest in beekeeping among Calgary's gardeners. The A.B.C. held a successful (sold-out) first-level course for thirty enthusiasts in early March. All reports indicate that the two-day learning event was well-taught and well-received.

Now the ABC organization is presenting An Evening of Urban Beekeeping featuring John Gibeau, one of British Columbia's smartest and most progressive beekeepers. I was lucky to meet John a couple of years ago when I presented to the Prince George BC beekeepers' annual meeting - I learned a lot from this urban keeper of 1500 hives who pollinates BC blueberries, teaches bee culture, and helps Vancouver's film industry when bees are needed.

John Gibeau also owns The Honeybee Centre, which houses a popular honey bee visitor centre. Mr Gibeau, a south mainland British Columbia beekeeper, does almost everything right - encouraging new beekeepers, supporting urban beekeeping, and running a large and very successful honey farm and pollination business.

An Evening of Urban Beekeeping is free and open to the public. The venue is a meeting room at the Calgary Zoo. If you can possibly attend this meeting, I don't think you will be disappointed. If I make it there, I'll post a report. I'm sure I'll learn something.








March 14, 2010

Louise Steiner writes to us:

"As I was walking on a Santa Monica, California, sidewalk
I came across this unusual
but wonderful bit of cement art
that said Bees Rule
...How right they are."





March 14, 2010

Clocks sprung ahead. Who will tell the bees? Does anyone stop to think of the environmental damage caused by the loss of an hour overnight? The bees will try to leave an hour too early, return home an hour too late. This can not be good. I see death and destruction. The end of civilization. Or maybe not. According to the book Spring Forward: The Annual Madness of Daylight Saving Time by Michael Downing, it was New York City's Wall Street traders who lobbied for the time shift so that trading hours would overlap a bit with the London Stock Exchange. (See? Death and Destruction.) Farmers have typically opposed the clock cranking (farmers are usually opposed to everything) and in some ag-areas (Saskatchewan, for example) the idea has never caught on.




March 17, 2010

Each recent St Patrick's Day, I have been reminded of the 2005 Dublin Apimondia. It was such a treat to finally attend an international bee meeting - the one in Ireland was great! The sheer number of exhibits and displays was overwhelming. Almost every European beekeeper and bee scientist with a budget was in attendence. And some, like us, arrived from a little farther afield to learn about Ireland's beekeepers and beekeeping. I have a brief page about Ireland's 2005 Apimondia Meeting here.

We rented three cars - sequentially - at the Dublin airport. The first was too small for the four of us. The second caught on fire (before I drove off the airport grounds) but the third was just right. I put over a thousand kilometres on the wheels, heading north to Ballycastle and the Giant's Causeway (it had been a childhood dream to see these basaltic honeycomb-shaped columns); then I piloted west and south to the Atlantic ledges near Galway, then Kilkenny, and of course, the Rock of Cashel. According to the site's guide, St. Patrick arrived in Cashel in AD 432 and at this spot baptized King Aengus, who became Ireland’s first Christian ruler. During the baptism, St Patrick stabbed his pointed cross into the ground (likely for drama) and performed the king's redemption. After the ceremony, St Pat realized he'd stabbed not the ground, but King Aengus' foot. Asked why he didn't complain, the king said simply that he thought it was all part of the program.

From the Rock of Cashel, it was back to Dublin for the Apimondia conference where I met some great people - our friends Willi and Ursula Baumgartner (of Medivet Pharmaceuticals), Dawn Fegan and Kim Flottum (of Bee Culture magazine), and John Phipps, (editor of the Beekeepers' Quarterly). Also, at the meeting, I was delighted to learn that our website - www.badbeekeeping.com - had won the bronze medal for beekeeping sites. Apimondia. Bronze. Nice.

Ireland is quite an interesting island. And I'm always intrigued by the tenacity of beekeepers who pursue beekeeping - sometimes professionally - in impossible places. Ireland almost qualifies as such. We visited in August. Every second day was cold and rainy. Between showers, the bees somehow found dry heather blossoms and sucked up some nectar. On a cold day at a queen breeding station near the Galtee Mountains, a bee expert sliced off a chunk of tasty comb and let us sample it. Exquisite stuff! Ireland has hundreds of enthusiastic beekeepers. Most are organized into one of the 45 member clubs comprising the Irish Beekeeping Federation - a great starting point if you'd like to learn more about beekeeping in Ireland.


2005 Dublin Apimondia Meeting; Mating Nuc of Irish Native Dark Bees; author Ron, editor John Phipps, publisher Jeremy Burbidge



March 17, 2010

Dinner with Julie. Lovely idea. It's a blog, written by Calgary's Julie Van Rosendaal. This morning, Julie (a regular contributor on the CBC's Eyeopener) radio show talked enthusiastically about comb honey. Summit Gardens' comb honey, actually. It was nice to hear the great comments from a food expert who had taken the time to educate herself about bees, beekeepers, beekeeping, and the plights therein. But especially, her energetic enthusiasm about comb honey was contagious. Good press is better than bad press is better than no press. Thanks for the press.




March 21, 2010

Linear Bee Blogging. I've been asked why this Bee Blog 'runs backwards' - in other words, why does it run in linear-time instead of backwards-time as other blogs do. I made that decision a couple of years ago when I started this. Mine isn't the most popular blog in the world (who reads about bees, anyway?) and a lot of readers look at this page only every month or two, so it is less disorientating to read about the bees in normal-time order. (First the bees swarm, then the beekeeper catches the swarm - not the other way around.) The way this blog is currently designed, you start at the top of the page and read through a few months of beekeeping in normal order. In the unlikely event that this site becomes irrepressibly popular, I might change the order to match blog-readers expectations. At this moment, I am trying to match beekeepers' expectations.




March 25, 2010

New York City liberated. Freedom, at last, for beekeepers. No more closet beekeeping. Beekeeping allowed. Congrats to all those who fought the law and won. For those of you paranoidly (Is this even a word??) fretting about your loss of personal liberty - the constant encroachment of government into the affairs of the common man - beekeeping is now legal in the Big Apple. ...but you still can't light a bee smoker without a permit.




April 9, 2010

Bee Veil. White Suit. High Fashion. According to Mick Jagger's girl friend, a beekeeper who designed the popular new outfit, beekeepers no longer need to feel alienated at dinner parties if they've run out of time to change from their work clothes. Of course, the outfit conceals the face for those hard-to-be-pretty days: "Joy Behar sees the getup as something she can wear on days when not looking her best. 'You know what? The days that I don't wear makeup, I'm wearing that hat,' Behar said."

Bee Veil Fashion




April 10, 2010

Two dollars, so well spent. California residents are getting more than their two dollars' worth at the Chico Museum on Salem Street. That's the price of admission to see The Secret World of Bees and The Richard Marple Beekeeping History and Art Collection which opens today and runs through December. Items from 81-year-old Richard Marple's private collection include "honey labels from across the United States... there will be bee-themed political cartoons from the 1900s, lithographs of bee anatomy, song sheets referencing bees, and fine art with bees as subjects," according to the Chico Enterprise Record. The retired Berkeley musician and side-line beekeeper has donated his extensive beekeeping collection to the Far West Heritage Association.




April 13, 2010

European Beekeeping. Interesting. In many ways, it is real beekeeping as opposed to our more typical 'honey farming - agribusiness' endeavours. I'm back in Hungary for a few days again. It's been cool and rainy here, so I won't be seeing any beehives on this quick trip. If you'd like a little European beekeeping refresher, here's a piece from a magazine article I wrote a few years ago - it appeared in both American Bee Journal and the Canadian Honey Council's Hivelights. In the piece, I interview a beekeeping monk, a beekeeping physician, and a little-old-lady honey vendor - and there are some interesting photos. If you have time to read the story, you'll learn a lot about beekeeping in central Europe.

This trip, Eszter has taken me to see a beekeeper here in the south city of Szeged. We descend a small set of cement steps to a slightly-below-grade honey sales and office area. I am lucky - the beekeeper, Ferenc Szepesi, is here. Normally, he would be in the field, but it has been raining. Eszter interprets for us - beyond a few simple pleasantries, my Hungarian is hopeless.

How does one run a thriving beekeeping enterprise with fewer than a hundred colonies of bees? Ferenc told us. He isn't interested in numbers of colonies, but rather numbers of bees in each colony. Instead of splitting hives into the thousands, this family business keeps fewer, but more powerful, colonies. They work their small number of hives hard.

     Here's part of the Szepesi beekeeping schedule: 
          - Location 1. (On the map, right) 
            The bees winter in southern Hungary. Early in the spring, an overwintered variety 
            of canola blossoms here, a bit different from the Canadian canola which is sewn 
            in May and blossoms in July. Most years, some canola honey is produced by the 
            Szepesi family. (Hungary has half a million acres of winter canola.) 
          - Location 2.
            After canola honey harvest, the bees are trucked a hundred kilometres north, 
            into central Hungary, at the edge of the flattest part of the plains. In that 
            area, the bees are within flight of acacia (black locust, or Robinia pseudoacacia. 
          - Location 3.
            In a couple of weeks these trees are finished flowering, but the same species 
            occurs another hundred kilometres north, in the hills along the Slovakian border. 
            The bees continue to collect more of the beautiful, mild, white nectar.
          - Location 2.  
            When the second acacia is finished and honey removed, the bees are moved 
            back to central Hungary where milkweed and various wild flowers and trees 
            (chestnut, linden/lime/basswood) produce the summer crop. 
          - Location 1.
            After this harvest, the bees are moved back onto the vast Hungarian puszta 
            (prairie) of the south part of the country. They usually produce sunflower honey, 
            the last crop harvested for the year. Later nectar flows (goldenrod, aster) supply 
            the only winter feed these bees get. In the spring, canola blossom restarts the cycle.

1. Szeged Area; 2. Central Plains; 3. Northern Hills
(Some of the Honey Areas of Hungary)

Moving colonies - by hand - four times a year is pretty hard work. But inclement weather often results in failure for one or more of the crops. With this migratory pattern, the family can average at least 60 kilograms (125 lbs) of honey per hive per year. Honey here sells for 1200 Forints/Kg - about $3/pound at the honey shops in bulk customer-supplied containers. Specialty honeys - honey with garlic, honey with ginger, fruit and honey blends, chunk-comb, pollen, royal jelly products - bring much more. The Szepesi family owns three retail outlets. I don't know if they buy much honey for resale, but they do offer small bottles of orange blossom and eucalyptus - sources unavailable in Hungary's temperate climate. Along with a few queens, wax foundation, and various unique products (such as an olive-oil/honey/wax concoction sold to spa saunas) this family has a nice production and retail business. You can learn more about Szepesi Honey at http://www.szepesimeheszet.hu.

Entrance to Szepesi's Main Offices; Ron and Ferenc Szepesi;
Hungarian Honey Bear; Varietal Honeys (notice the chunk comb)




April 17, 2010

Eyjafjallajokull - photo by Árni Friðriksson

Volcano ash has grounded us here in Hungary. Quite a reminder of how puny the human race really is. Sure, we can throw a lot of garbage around. And maybe even change the planet's weather systems (which will probably self-correct - after we are gone). A hole in the ground (Eyjafjallajokull volcano covers less than one ten-millionth of the earth's surface) has dusted up airlines and tourist businesses and disrupted the lives of millions. Compared to this volcano and the Haitian, Chilean, Turkish, and Chinese earthquakes, our endeavours are rather trivial. But not unimportant to us. Especially those of us who make our living studying and working with earth sciences (my day job is geophysics) and farming (beekeeping).

What will this Icelandic volcano do to the climate - and more importantly, to beekeeping? Much depends on the volcano. If she were to shut down this week, the effect will be negligible. Maybe a bit more rain in Europe (due to the dust forming water-droplet nuclei); but if the volcano erupts for 2 years (as it did in the early nineteenth Century) there would be a temporary cooling effect to the planet. The worst weather-impacting volcano in recent history was the Icelandic volcano Laki, which violently spewed fourteen cubic kilometers of magma as ash its during 1783-1784. This did change the northern hemisphere's climate, reducing temperatures by up to 3 degrees. In Iceland 25 percent of the people died. In other parts of Europe, thousands of deaths were recorded due to poisoning and cold. A good discussion of the facts and past events is on Andrew Hooper's blog. Meanwhile, scientists are debating the possible effects of the volcano's ash - the total amount of tephra discharged this week has been over 140 million cubic metres. Even if you aren't good with math, you can appreciate this is a pretty big number. So, are we in for a 'nuclear winter' or business-as-usual? Unless the volcano remains active for months or coughs up a lot more phlegm, it is probably going to be beekeeping as usual.

By the way, after three hours on the phone - using almost-free Skype, not a cell phone - we were able to reschedule our KLM flights from Budapest through Amsterdam to Calgary for Friday, April 23. We are thinking that a few trans-Atlantic test flights will have been completed by then; and, the airports should have caught up with some of the backlog. Of course, in the interim, the volcano might belch again and keep us here another month.




April 22, 2010

Einstein and Miksha Family

Using some of our bonus time here in Hungary, we went looking for Professor Alberta Einstein. Einstein traveled a lot through the old Hungarian Empire (and his wife Mileva Marić was born in Novi Sad, a few kilometres down the road from here). But his attachment to this town of Szeged is tenuous. However, we did find Dr Einstein on his bicycle at the Academy of Science's courtyard. He's shorter than I'd remembered.

I am a huge fan of Professor Einstein - having our photograph taken alongside him is an honour I'll long cherish. Maybe he was the greatest scientist who ever lived. Personally, I'd vote for Newton - inventor of calculus, theoretician and experimenter of all things physics. However, Einstein certainly had the greater scientific imagination. Popular science tends to dramatize, often focusing on trivial or titilating aspects of a scientist or his ideas. This occasionally shifts us away from the deeper message. For example, most people know that Einstein had trouble with elementary arithmetic in grammar school. But Einstein's mathematics was amazing - his early formulations to explain the photovoltaic effect (for which he won the 1921 Nobel Prize) were required study in my third-year geophysics courses. It wasn't easy math to grasp. And his quirky creativity allowed him to throw away the prevailing notions of the fixed, rigid universe and replace it with the theory that space bends, time slows, and mass increases as one maneuvers through the cosmos - gravity and mass can thus be described as a fat man eating a hamburger while walking on mattresses. And, of course, Einstein gave us the formula that showed mass is energy - unlocking atomic power. Until Einstein, there was no theory to explain what kept the sun from burning out. Just over a hundred years ago, we assumed the sun was somehow burning coal to produce heat and light for us.

But what did Einstein know about bees? He didn't have to be a beekeeper, a bee scientist, or even a honey lover to be widely quoted for anything he might say about bees. Or about anything else. Albert Einstein was undeniably smart, so even his musings about cotton fields and boll weevils have become the thing of legend. And what did Einstein say about honeybees? Depending on the source, you will find one or another version of this speculation: ‘if the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe, then man would only have four years to live’. Is it true? Personally, I think it is more-or-less true. But not for the reason most people assume. Bees contribute a lot to our food. The nicest food - honey, berries, veggies, nuts - are bee-made or bee-pollinated. But we'd survive a lot longer than four years without these niceities. Instead, our demise would be related to whatever phenomenon could be responsible for killing off 20,000 species of bees, scattered among six continents, and numbering individually in the trillions. Anything - pollution, radiation, cosmic collisions - that could kill those bees would kill humans, too. In a lot less than Einstein's four years.




April 23, 2010

A little more about Einstein's disappearing bees. Some months ago, I argued that honeybees (and beekeepers) are disappearing in North America mostly due to economics and government interference. Pollution, disease, and stress are certainly real factors, too. But government restrictions (the mounds of paperwork required to register a honey shop; the interference with free trade and movement of bees and bee assistants across borders) and economics (why would anyone keep bees when they can make much more money as a lawyer?) are the real issues. I feel supported in this contention when I read papers such as the one recently written by Marcelo Aizen and Lawrence Harder. They suggest that globally, the number of kept honeybee colonies has been increasing. True, in Europe and North America, colony counts are down, but in Asia, Africa, and South America there are more kept hives than ever. Mostly due to economics. Honey farms still prosper in Vietnam and Peru, for example.

In a related paper by Aizen and Harder, Global Stock of Domestic Bees, the authors point out that in the USA hive counts "have declined relatively consistently" at a rate of about 1.8% per year - since 1961! Meanwhile, worldwide the number of managed honeybee colonies increased 45% over those years - and continues to increase today. Their figures are the results of analysis of the United Nations' Food and Agriculture Organization data.




April 23, 2010

Packaging label laws! Some new-ish guidelines were enacted regarding honey labeling. With several thousand jurisdictions in the world, there is a major mess with honey labels. Recently, some USA states have insisted on place of origin labels. Other places in the world require nectar source, incidence of genetic modification, or presence of pollens clearly labeled. Sometimes labels must have metric, or imperial (USA units), or maybe both. Here in Canada, we need a bilingual nutrition label - French and English. But can you imagine the nightmare facing a company selling packaged food in central Europe? The label below is from a cereal box parked on a shelf in our house here in Hungary. It lists ingredients in Estonian, Czech, Hungarian, Latvian, and Lithuanian.

Multi-multi-lingual Food Labels (Look closely - you'll see everything repeated in FIVE languages!)




April 25, 2010

We enjoyed the extra 'volcano days' in Hungary. With flights canceled, we waited for the basaltic and andesite volcano ash to clear. While waiting, we were safe and comfortable at our home in Hungary - we were luckier than most travelers. But today we're back in Canada. It's cold here in Calgary. Bees are still not gathering much pollen - just a little from willow and crocus. We could use some bright, warm, sunny afternoons. The weather has been erratic - mild and cold. Pretty difficult on the bees.




May 1, 2010

May Day. Today is International Workers' Day.
Here are some thoughts in support of the workers of the world...
Each hive has one queen; 200 drones; 50,000 workers.

After the queen begins her egg-laying career, she will likely never see a flower again in her life. In fact, she won't even see sunshine. She will be trapped in a dark cavity. She will be an egg-laying machine, fed a bland white food, guided by workers from empty cell to empty cell where she will be expected to drop egg after egg - perhaps 2000 a day. And if she fails (from age or illness) to keep the pace, she will be deposed in a palace coup.

The two hundred drones - the male bees of the hive - cower in the shadows of the hive. They know that at the first sign of frost, inclement weather, or other colony stresses, drones are slowly starved by the workers, then (if they are still alive) they are pulled from the hive and dumped in the cold grass. If they try to re-enter the hive, the workers will strip the drone of his wings and legs. But if the weather is pleasant, the drone may be tolerated. But then he is expected to fly out of the hive on a mating trip. If he is successful and finds a queen, the mating event will kill him - part of his body explodes and his carcass drops to the ground.

Meanwhile, fifty thousand worker bees in the hive have a much different existence. The young worker engages in a few days of play flight, a fun period in the child's life when it can freely roam around the airspace outside the hive, learning the colony's location and earning her flight badge. Afterward, the worker is the only bee to stop and smell the flowers - to visit the various sweetly scented, brightly coloured natural depositories of nectar. To be a bee and enjoy it, one would want to be a worker. So workers of the world, unite in celebration and enjoy your day!

From Langstroth's Hive and the Honey Bee - 1853 Wood Engravement




May 4, 2010

Hive Beetle's Larval Mess!
(SHB has been found in Hawaii)
Hawaii doesn't need this news. According to the
Hawaii Department of Agriculture, Aethina tumida - also known as the small hive beetle - has been detected near Hilo on the big island. This is ugly news. North American beekeepers have been surviving with the nasty dirty creature for over ten years since its discovery in South Carolina in 1996. Beekeepers survived an earlier Beatles Invasion, but this one is a real big pain in the hive. More treatments, more procedures, more trouble. Unchecked, the hive beetle can kill colonies. Even under control, the little monsters cost time, money, and effort. And can make a mess of equipment.

This news is on top of varroa mites which have been found on Oahu and Hilo in the past two years. According to Volcano Island Honey Company "The Varroa Mite is spreading rapidly on the Big Island, and beekeepers are scrambling to learn how to manage and control the destructive pest." Definitely trouble in paradise.

Here in Canada, the small hive beetle has been found on at least a couple of occasions - 2002 and 2008 in Manitoba, for example - apparently from packages imported from Australia. Our climate doesn't allow the beetle to become well established and infestations probably die out on the western Prairies. Small hive beetles may become a more entrenched problem in the east. The six finds near the USA border in Quebec may be the result of cross-border shopping. Or the mites crawled past Homeland Security.

The photo to your right is courtesy Brushy Mountain Bee Farm - see their Small Hive Beetle recommendations. You will learn that beekeepers are using a combination of two chemical treatments to control the bug - Checkmite and GardStar. Checkmite inside the hive to kill the beetles, GardStar in the bug's breeding-ground soil outside the hive.




May 5, 2010

We are having stable weather today.
Today's high temperature was plus one.
The low was minus one.
That's pretty stable - a two degree variance in 24 hours.
The sky - which spat a bit of snow and rain at us - has been cloudy. This is
dysentery weather for bees. Not nice at all. Our hives have enough food, not quite enough pollen, but the bees are telling us that they'd like to fly around a bit. But the forecast is not pleasant - tomorrow it may reach plus six.
Yuck!




May 10, 2010

Have you heard of the Robo-Suit? Japanese scientists are responding to the problem of creaky-boned farmers in their country by designing muscle suits that can be worn over the farmer's khakis. Apparently, two-thirds of Japan's farmers are over the age of 65. And much Japanese agriculture operates on small-scale, hand-tended estates. Not so many big tractors there. If the farmer reaches down to pluck a carrot, the exoskeleton provides back support. If the farmer holds a heavy load, the exoskeleton can straighten, strengthen, and support legs. Grape picking farmers are provided upright posture. One prototype has eight motors, multiple motion sensors and voice recognition software that allows the user to give it commands. When the machine recognizes that a load is becoming too heavy or muscles are getting too tired, it compensates for the human’s strength with its metal and plastic frame.

I want one. Bee hive honey boxes often weigh 40 kilos (over 80 pounds). And the average beekeeper's age is now over 60. This exoskeleton-robo-suit would find a ready market in the army of honey-harvesters in North America. Imagine working through an apiary in half the time at a third the effort. The farmer's friend will go on sale in Japan this fall for a million yen (about 7000 pounds sterling) per suit, but the price is expected to quickly drop to about $5000.




May 12, 2010

From the Calgary Herald: This Week's Must Have: Comb Honey.
Seriously. This week's must have food is Summit Garden's Comb Honey.
Thanks for liking the good stuff!


Testers Taste Summit Gardens Honey Combs



May 15, 2010

Bad Beekeeper Ron Interviewed by Avenue Magazine
A nice lady from a magazine called me a few weeks ago, asked for an interview, set up a video session, and published
an article about my beekeeping in Avenue Magazine. The magazine was published today, complete with a mini-movie on the magazines website. If you are not familiar with the glossy mag, it is an urban periodical - mostly distributed to downtown denizens. I contributed about three hours of my time, feeling that any publicity about honey bees is worth my effort.

The reporter, photographer, and videographer were great - dedicated professionals of their craft. The result is a bit different from an ordinary interview - the people who really did all the work are not seen or heard. Instead, the entire story and the entire video simply feature me in my tiring, boring voice.

Don't be turned off by the prospect of listening to my tiring, boring voice... the hours of interviews were distilled to just three minutes of video. On Avenue's print pages, you will a dozen or so lines of pithy text. Sound bytes and word bites. I hope you enjoy this - at least (perhaps) find it interesting. Especially when you see which bits of bites were chosen by the editors for the final cuts. Some of the focus in on my escapades as a five-year-old and on my antics with my smoker. You'll see what I'm talking about.


May 17, 2010

Cold again. Our weather has been really strange this spring. We had a few mild days. But since April 1, only 11 of the past 50 days have reached 20 C (68F), we've had frost almost every morning. And our average temperature over the past 8 weeks has been 7.4 C (about 45 F). Not good spring weather for our bees!




May 18, 2010

Willy Baumgartner with one of his last inventions -
an Oxalic Acid dispenser to fight mites.

The beekeeping industry has lost one of its greatest supporters. Willy Baumgartner, founder of Medivet Pharmaceuticals Ltd. and developer of the improved Fumagilin-B medicine for honey bees, died May 18 after a lengthy illness. Willy was 82 years old. Willy Baumgartner was a Swiss-educated chemist who immigrated into Canada when he was in his twenties. After a successful career in Ontario with a pharmaceutical company, Willy moved west to Calgary in 1980. He established Medivet - an enterprise making a variety of veterinary medicines mostly for cattle and horses. Soon his High River, Alberta, company began to specialize in pharmaceuticals for honey bees.

Until age 50, Willy didn't know about bees or beekeepers. But his veterinary supply business was getting requests for better medicines for honey bees. Like most people, back in 1980, Willy had no idea that honey bees could get sick and would need pharmaceuticals. While he was supplying medicine for horses, beekeepers started to ask for the same medicines for their bees. As a careful pharmacist, he knew that beekeepers shouldn't be dumping horse medicine into their bee hives. But, at that time, Willy didn't know the habits of beekeepers. As he found out, we can be pretty sloppy. So, Willy tested the materials, figured out the right dosage for a colony of bees, found a way to keep the medicines active at different temperatures and in different qualities of water. And Willy taught and encouraged beekeepers to treat bee medicines... like medicines. Willy said, “A small mistake with any drug can harm bees and the entire beekeeping industry. Too little or too much medicine can cause disease resistance, kill bees, or worse, contaminate honey. A lot of our work has involved getting dosage and delivery systems right for the beekeeper."

One of his first achievements was improving oxytetracyclines so they would maintain their efficacy in the rather alkali water common on the western prairies. He worked out dosages, reminding beekeepers that "a hivetool is not a measuring device." Willy Baumgartner's greatest pharmaceutical accomplishment was improving the delivery of fumagillin products for honey bees. Developed by Abbott Laboratories researchers in the early 1950s as a medicine for people, it was found to be more effective as a honey bee treatment against nosema. But the material clumped in water, wasn't stable for long, and was difficult to deliver to honey bees in the right dosage. Willy solved these issues, creating Fumagilin-B and making it available at an affordable price to beekeepers. The medicine is the only effective treatment against nosema, which has been widely implicated as a leading cause of colony collapse disorder. It can be said that Willy's work has saved the lives of hundreds of millions of honey bees around the world.

Willy began understanding bees and beekeeping. He and Ursula - his wife and business partner - enjoyed traveling to dozens of beekeeping gatherings: the local Calgary Beekeepers' Club, provincial meetings across Canada, international meetings in the USA and farther afield. They were regulars at Apimondia meetings and were major supporters of Vancouver's Apimondia 99. In 2007 he received an achievement award from the Alberta Beekeepers Association; and, in 2009 he became an honorary member of the Alberta Honey Producers Co-op.

Adony Melathopoulos, of the Beaverlodge Research Farm, says, "There was no better supporter of beekeeping research in Canada than Willy Baumgartner's Medivet Company". His business donated tens of thousands of dollars to research - all without any expectations or restrictions.

A tireless innovator, he developed machines and methods to safely distribute oxalic acid into hives to fight mites, regimes for safe tetracycline and fumagillin treatments, and procedures for proper pharmaceutical use in beehives. But he also strongly believed that beekeepers need more than antibiotics, acaricides, and fumagillin products to be successful. At every opportunity, he promoted integrated management approaches to beekeeping. Willy especially advised beekeepers to reduce stress in their beehives by keeping strong, well-provisioned colonies with young queens in well-situated apiaries. Willy said he would be happiest if his business could close because that would mean all bee diseases were cured.

Willy Baumgartner was a warm and generous person; a friend to all who knew him. My wife and I joined Ursula and Willy at Stage West Theatre, hosted them at our home for dinner, and enjoyed a fantastic fondue that Willy made for us at their home overlooking the Rockies just south of Calgary. We'd seen Willy and Ursula at beekeepers' meetings in Calgary and at the Apimondia in Ireland. Willy was a keen traveler, champion Jass player, skier, shooter, amateur actor, and great supporter of the Swiss cultural Society. He will be greatly missed by all who knew him.




May 20, 2010

British Beekeepers have been agonizing over cash sponsorship deals with pesticide manufacturers because of concerns that the chemicals may be harmful to bees. According to UK's Times, "The 135-year-old [beekeeping] charity endorses four pesticides — synthetic pyrethroids — used to combat the varroa mite that is linked to the collapse of colonies. In return, for the past 12 years the association has received £17,500 a year from Bayer Crop Sciences and Syngenta. This relationship angered many members and some left the association. Phil Chandler, a writer and beekeeper from Devon, set up a rival campaign, Biobees, to promote chemical-free beekeeping."

The British Beekeepers Association has 17,000 members. It is seeking alternative funding sources to help its annual £250,000 budget. Tim Lovett, public affairs director for the BBKA, says: “We have always taken a pragmatic approach to the use of pesticides and to ensure proper stewardship of the products. But we have not endorsed the newer compounds called neonicotonoids and have called for more research on their safety. We are therefore now budgeting to ensure that we have no dependence at all on payments for product endorsement and we anticipate funding from the two chemical companies will end.”




May 20, 2010

I spent a couple of days amongst the bees. My brother Don is presently the farm's beekeeper - he is responsible for keeping the bees healthy, making splits, and generally managing the outfit. But it was great for me to see the bees. My home is over an hour from the farm - and I have to spend most of my time in an office in the big city. So it was wonderful to finally get a couple of days out in Vulcan County. Since I have a motor-neurone disease, I can't walk easily and can't carry much of anything, so my job was mostly unelected supervisor. And occasional hive opener. The real workers today were my 26-year-old daughter Erika, her husband Justin, and our great friend Jacques. As a team, we worked through the bees in a couple of days.

Apple trees, dandelions, and caragana hedges are all blossoming nicely. Bees are hauling huge wads of bright pollen and quite a bit of fresh nectar is sparkling in the frames. However, unfortunately, the bees don't look very good. They haven't been doing well at all. Quite a few hives fill two deeps. But in the latter weeks of May, they should all fill two deep chambers. At least half our hives barely cover a single box and some look worse. I think the problem is the cool, wet, windy, dark, dismal, gray, dank, disappointing weather. I don't think the bees have had two days of 20 degree (68F) weather. Frost almost every morning. Snow in the higher elevations - in fact, there are huge banks of snow in the Buffalo Hills, not far from the farm. Our colonies should be plugged with pollen; dripping with nectar. They should be swarming. But alas, many hives are feeble caricatures of normality.

Nevertheless, we were able to make a few dozen splits, preventing the best hives from swarming and replacing our 15% winter losses. If disease is not rampant amongst your bees, I also recommend physical location hive swaps to keep bees out of trees and improve the strength of your weaker colonies. It is simple. If you find a colony barely covering a couple of frames (but seemingly possessing a good queen), you can lift the hive and carry it to the spot where you have a much too strong hives - one that might soon want to swarm. Take that strong hive back to the weak one's location. As the field bees return with nectar and pollen, they mostly end up in their old familiar location, thus boosting the strength of the poor hive. At the same time, the sudden loss of many field bees reduces the chances of the formerly over-populated hive swarming. Some caveats: don't do this if either hive has any disease; also, make sure the previously over-strong hive still has enough bees to cover its brood. Obviously be cautious doing this trick if the weather is expected to turn quite cold - the previously strong hive may no longer have the bees to cluster over an expanded brood nest. In such a case (if you are experienced and adventurous) you might move a frame or two of brood with the bees.

So, you must think I have the farmer's disorder - complaining about the weather and blaming failures on cloudy skies and wind. That's nicer than blaming any problems on beekeeper failure. Somehow, eventually, the weather pulls through for us. The fruit, dandelion, and caragana blossom period is extended due to the cool weather and the rain is almost always welcome on southern Alberta's normally parched prairies. Below are a few photos of our recent fun in the shade of the veils. Maybe things are not as bad as I described.

Jacques, Justin, Erika;
In and Around the Bees of Vulcan County




May 26, 2010

One of Ontario's most progressive beekeepers died today. Charles Charlie-Bee Parker was only 64 years old. He started his honey and pollination business after watching a television show about bees when he was 13. Fifty years later, his Niagara Peninsula area bee farm had 6500 hives of bees. His bees pollinated blueberries in Quebec and New Brunswick, fruit in the south Ontario area, and made tonnes of honey. Charlie's biggest beekeeping struggle was maintaining the large numbers of colonies required for pollination by the berry farmers year after year. A few years back, Charlie lost 90 percent of his hives. Another year, his losses were close to two-thirds. He had a remedy for his problem - wintering hives in Florida - but international politics wouldn't allow it. According to his friend, Florida queen breeder David Miksa, "One of Charlie's goals was to open the border and winter his bees in the Florida/Georgia area. He did not make it." His huge business will continue to operate, satisfying the demands of eastern Canadian fruit growers. He will be much missed by his family and friends.




June 2, 2010

Erika: Today's Birthday Girl
Today is my daughter's birthday. Fifteen years ago, when Erika was a little girl, she was a fan of bees and bears. So this news item reminds me of her privileged role in viewing nature's balanced struggle between those two adversaries. Here's the news story: In Macedonia, Zoran Kiseloski appeared in court as the chief prosecution witness in a case against a brown bear accused of stealing honey. According to
the UK's Times, it wasn't the mild-mannered Winnie, but a rough and tumble thief instead. The court was told that the bear had been stealing honey from the hives of beekeeper Kiseloski, who said he had bought a generator and flooded his apiary with light and sound to scare the sticky-fingered animal away. He hooked up a sound system and blasted music out at its highest volume - well, a form of noise loosely described as 'music' by fans of central European Turbo Rock. “I tried to distract him with lights and music because I heard bears are afraid of that," said the annoyed beekeeper. Illuminated and resonating to the syncopathic turbo-rock beat, the bear plundered and pillaged anyway. According to the prosecution it "dishonestly misappropriated a great quantity of honey". The court found the bear guilty. The lawyer for Mr Kiseloski asked for a compensation order to be made. As the bear didn’t have an owner, the court instructed the state to pay $3000.

Lest you think it a bit odd that a bear would be convicted in a European court of law, other animals have been prosecuted there before. Around 1510, a pack of rats was put on trial for eating a barley crop in Autun, France. Sadakat Kadri writes in The Trial about ingenious arguments used by Bartholomew Chassenée, the rats’ lawyer, to try to get them acquitted. He got one adjournment because the trumpets used to summon the rats to court didn’t bring all of them there, and no one should be tried in their absence. When the court tried to start the trial later (with some rats still absent), Chassenée asked for a further adjournment, noting the ancient principle that no defendant was required to risk life or limb in getting to court, and that his rat clients couldn’t attend because their route to court was beset by the dangers of cats and dogs. He won another postponement. Eventually, though, the rats were banished but only after many had been able to flee the court’s jurisdiction because of their clever lawyer.




June 7, 2010

An anonymous bee-friendly donor has just given Penn State University $250,000 to set up the Lorenzo L. Langstroth Graduate Fellowship in Entomology which will fund research (preferentially) in apiculture and other buggy sciences. Langstroth, a Pennsylvania-born beekeeper 'discovered' bee-space, designed the modern functional beehive, and popularized the concept and utility of his bee box through his bee-classic The Hive and the Honey Bee (1853). The gift to the university helps celebrate the 200th anniversary of LL Langstroth's timely birth.




June 11, 2010

An alleged sticky-fingered thief seems to have been caught in a sting by police who have more than a case of hives after comb-ing the neighbourhood around Putnam County in north Florida and finding thousands of dollars worth of stolen bee stuff. According to this Crescent City story, deputies said the Putnam County resident stole jars containing honey, hives containing bees, and farm equipment worth thousands of dollars from competitors in rural St. Johns County.




June 13, 2010

Motor Neuron Disease. Also called ALS (Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis), or Lou Gehrig's (in America), is a devastating incurable illness which usually kills within three years. I have had a slowly progressing variant of motor neuron disease for ten years. My external symptoms are almost identical to ALS, but for me the progression is roughly ten times slower than normal. Why? How the heck would I know? But I do know that I am a luck guy. Any adult - of any nationality and social or cultural background and any lifestyle - can get the disease. There are no advance warnings and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it or prevent it. But we are hoping to change this.

Each year, the Alberta ALS Society has a fund raiser - called Betty's Run. It is a great event. And it raises a lot of money for motor neuron research (almost $400,000 this year!) and for practical devices for assisted living (beds, power-chairs, vans) which are loaned to people with ALS. This year, 3000 people walked and ran as part of their pledge to bring awareness and donations to the cause here in Calgary. I neither walked nor ran. I rolled.

So, what does today's blog entry have to do with bees? Nothing. Really.

Fund Raiser for ALS Research
- Ron, Eszter, and two of our kids.
Support ALS/Motor Neuron Research



June 15, 2010

Left - Ron's 2004 book; Right - Bill's 2010 book.
Buy both, of course.
Bad Beekeeping. I've been alerted - by unnamed sources - that my title as the world's consummate Bad Beekeeper may be threatened. This could collapse my entire Bad Beekeeping empire. At risk are my book (
Bad Beekeeping); those Bad Beekeeping T-shirts I was designing; my Bad Beekeeping website; and even this Bad Beekeeper's Bad Beekeeping web blog - all are threatened!

The new boy on the block is a certain Mr Bill Turnbull (not to be mistaken for Mr Bill Turnbull, beekeeper and former Toronto resident). This particular Mr Bill Turnbull is of a country variously called Britain, the United Kingdom, and sometimes even England. Mr Bill Turner, a self-described Bad Beekeeper, has just written a fine book, which he calls The Bad Beekeepers Club, published in May 2010 - and (my sources say) Bill has begun to call himself 'the Bad Beekeeper'. Hey, isn't that my moniker? Can't he get his own cognomen? Bad Beekeeper - King of Bad Beekeeping - is what all my friends have called me for years. So, I am concerned. Surely Bill Turner - a popular TV personality in London and probably other places - knew he was giving his book a title perilously close to my (more accurately) titled popular book, Bad Beekeeping. (Which was published in 2004, by the way!) Unless he is a truly dreadfully and unforgivably bad beekeeper, then Bill certainly encountered my book during his research for his book. Perchance he encountered my memoir and subconsciously (or even unconsciously) thought "What a delightful title for a memoir!"

I guess this hurts about the same way as when a Norwegian rock band (in the picture, to your right) ran off with my last name. It's true. The metal band Miksha - according to an early version of their website - was apparently so desperate for a great-sounding name that they called themselves Miksha in honour of the "beekeeper military-genius who used bee-derived poisons in Vietnam and then wrote about it in Bad Beekeeping." Of course not all of their story about me (Miksha) is true. At first I was a bit miffed at their theft of my name. Then I noticed a neat thing. As tattooed and pierced Norwegian metallic-rock enthusiasts searched the web for Miksha music, they discovered my book and spent their twenty-five bucks on my memoir instead. Maybe by accident, but a sale's a sale. I saw a nice marketing uptick. Maybe the same will happen as folks try to buy Bill Turnbull's Bad Beekeeper Club book.

Which book should you buy? Bad Beekeeping or The Bad Beekeepers Club? Should you purchase Turnbull's memoir, described by Little, Brown Books as a "charming account of how he stumbled into the mysterious world of beekeeping" or should you buy my book? Bill, again quoting the Little, Brown Books press release "was stung twice on the head". I've had a few more than that, so my cognitive function is likely even more impaired. And Bill (from the UK) is probably descended of a family that has at least some members who commanded the English language for twenty generations; I am a first-generation English-mother-tonguer. Hey, my people are still struggling with the grammar! (For example, Bill's book is called The Bad Beekeepers Club - I would have mistakenly placed an apostrophe after Beekeepers, rather than omitting it.) Point is, my guess is that Bill Turnbull has the better book, complete with superior grammar. But you should be the judge of that. Therefore, may I suggest you buy both of our books and make your own decision?

By the way, I haven't yet read Bill's book, but I certainly will. Maybe I am mentioned as the world's leading Bad Beekeeper and all will be forgiven. (By the way, Bill, if you are reading this - my latest book is called Bees Eat Money... I'd also like to claim title to Bees Eat More Money, The Bees Eat Money Club, and a variety of permutations. Just in case you're thinking of your sequel, too.)



June 21, 2010

The Calgary Sun sent a reporter to our farm. Renato - bright, energetic, and tons of fun and charm - is the adventurer for Adventures with Renato. This fellow has unabashedly downed beer, thrown rocks, played chess, and belly-laughed. And now he's doing bees.

As it is still spring in western Canada (and probably will be until fall), we asked Renato to help us find queen bees in the hives. A sort of 'Where's Waldo Game?' for beekeepers. We did eventually find Her Majesty among her 40,000 subjects. To prepare for the video take, I smoked all the hives in the entire apiary about fifteen minutes before the interview and gave Renaldo a new one-piece bee suit. We had a brief conversation about how to move, act, and walk among the hives. The filming involved just a few retakes and a practice run for Renaldo. You can view the video which we have linked here. On the linked video, the bees follow a brief advertisement placed by Sun newspapers. The star of the show is Renaldo, not Ron, but you will get to see me, my nor son-in-law (new beekeeper) Jason. You will also get to see a wee bit of our farm. Nucs were previously pulled from these hives, so strength is still in recovery.

We've been trying to promote beekeeping here in the Calgary area. It's not hard. Nor expensive. If you are apiculturally active, you will find local news organizations are keen to tell your story for you. The benefits are great - increased honey sales, more apiary locations, friendlier zoning bylaws. But you need to be professional and helpful to the newspapers and televison folks who may be conveying your message. Here are a few little suggestions for dealing with the media:

1) News folk have their own schedule. They are always in a rush. Even an ageless story like bees has to be booked, reported/filmed, edited, and released within hours. So when media calls and says, "Can we talk/video?" they mean now - not tomorrow when the weather will be better. Never say, "I'll get back to you..." - they will be gone by the time you get back to them.
2) News folk are usually brave folk - but dress them up properly around the hives. The 6 o'clock news girl will not look better with a swollen eye.
3) Bees are fascinating enough without your brags, pontification, or pretension. Don't mention the time you were stung 500 times in one afternoon - hobby beekeepers may loose their locations due to your boasts.
4) Honey is healthy enough without your brags, pontification, or pretension. Sure, it occasionally cures influenza, leprosy, and hair lice - but to insist that honey is a cure-all is misleading and may border on fraud - or at least it will sound like quackery.
5) Stay with the reporters' script - if they are after bee stings and MS or CCD, don't keep coming back to pollination. It will be edited out and you will be wasting everyone's time.
6) Be sure you say what you want to say - practice, or at least write out a few key points before meeting the reporter. You won't have an opportunity to correct what you said later. This is a one-shot chance. No take-backs, no re-takes.
7) Be sure the reporter has follow-up contact information. E-mail, phone - land line and cell. Rarely there may be a question during the edit phase - though reporters tend to drop material they don't understand. Another reason to keep the message brief and clear. However, in the odd case that they may need to clarify a point, be sure you can be reached at the number you gave them.






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